Redirecting

When I click on a tab to navigate to a new page my browser says, "redirecting..." That's kind of what I'm doing lately: Redirecting. According to the Merriam-Webster online dictionary "redirect" means, "To change the course or direction of." I think that applies quite well. Just add "Shanelle" on the end of that quote and it's perfect! I am redirecting to Magna, Utah in just two weeks. I am redirecting to Providence Hall from North Fremont High School. I am redirecting from two jobs to zero this summer. I am redirecting from Salt Lake City to New York City August 6, 2011!

Who doesn't love redirecting?!

Merriam and Webster also gave me a list of words that rhymed with redirecting, here's a little diddy inspired by that lovely list.

Redirecting

One day I met a guy who was turtlenecked
who said he believed he could resurrect
I couldn't say he was incorrect
because there's such a thing as intellect
and I believe the truth is in full effect

then this little man with the birth defect
gave me advice ev'ry night to genuflect
turn down the covers allow myself to introspect
sometimes as humans we have too much self respect
and just need to realize the side effect
the life we live is full of disrespect
'cause the man is charge is the Great Architect
so every day we need to be more circumspect
our decisions are ours but may lead us to
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